Packed With Snacks & Existential Dread | PNW Vibes | Farmers Market Bag – Jumbo Tote
$25.99
Balance your snack stash and your spiraling thoughts with the “Packed with Snacks & Existential Dread – PNW Edition” Jumbo Canvas Tote. Built from ultra-durable 12 oz./lyd cotton canvas, this heavy-duty bag is perfect for hikers, students, grocery haulers, and deep thinkers who find peace (and panic) under the pines. Featuring a hand-drawn tree design and hilariously relatable text, this tote captures the essence of modern life in the Pacific Northwest: a love of nature, a need for snacks, and just a touch of existential dread. Whether you’re heading to the forest, therapy, or the nearest coffee shop, this tote’s got your back (and your emotional baggage).
Description
Balance your snack stash and your spiraling thoughts with the “Packed with Snacks & Existential Dread – PNW Edition” Jumbo Canvas Tote. Built from ultra-durable 12 oz./lyd cotton canvas, this heavy-duty bag is perfect for hikers, students, grocery haulers, and deep thinkers who find peace (and panic) under the pines. Featuring a hand-drawn tree design and hilariously relatable text, this tote captures the essence of modern life in the Pacific Northwest: a love of nature, a need for snacks, and just a touch of existential dread. Whether you’re heading to the forest, therapy, or the nearest coffee shop, this tote’s got your back (and your emotional baggage).
KEY FEATURES:
Available in neutral.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
- Wash in warm water, max 105F (40C)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron.
- Tumble Dry Low.
Measurements
- 22″ self fabric handles
- 12 oz cotton canvas
SHIPPING:
1-3 Day Production Time
Available Shipping Methods:
Standard
2-5 business days
RETURNS OR EXCHANGES:
We gladly accept returns or exchanges for defective or damaged items. If you receive a defective, broken, or damaged item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery to request a replacement.
If you ordered the wrong size or color, please contact us and we will work with you to find a solution. Please note that we cannot guarantee a replacement in these cases, but we are always happy to work with you to find a solution.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Sizes | 20X15X5 |
| Colors | Natural |










